OVERHEARD #1
Michael and Dan went to a Father son's campout.
For breakfast they were having sunny-side up eggs. (Michael has only had scrambled. I'm not that fancy...)
Michael cut into his egg, and some of the yolk squirted out on his arm. Dan was helping to cook.
Michael: "Uh....dad?! We have a slight emergency over here!" (loud enough for everyone to hear, cause that's just his normal volume...)
Dan: "What's wrong?"
Michael: "Someone put MUSTARD in my eggs!"
OVERHEARD #2
Michael had his friend in the neighborhood over to play.
Michael: "Let's go to your house."
Friend: "No, my mom doesn't want people in the house right now."
Michael: "Why? Is she naked?"
OVERHEARD #3
Brinly: "Mom? Can you shake your booty?"
Me: "No." (I've been trying to discourage this kind of talk and dancing from Brinly...)
Brinly: "Why? Are you too big to shake your booty?"
